For a nifty similistic putdown from Daphna Feygenbaum, the chief claimant to being the family'sLiam, an Asian studies PH.d student who's less of an observant Jew than the super Jewish cousin he detests is describes as having as much of a sense of humor as an overdue library book.
claimant as the family's truly good Jew about Liam's latest "Shiksa" girl friend Melody who she says looks as if she was live water-birthed in a Talbot’s.